I've earned the Participation Trophy from my soft-ball team in 1st grade (shameless plug). I also once split a dart with another dart. It wasn't on the bullseye, on the 14, but still pretty dope. I'm fully trained in Taekwondo reaching the prestigious yellow belt. I would have gone further however Ghost Writer was on at the same time as my weekly class.
I'm working on a plan to take over the world. If you're interested, send me your resume and we'll talk.
Founder of Tiny Hippo