Things that I'm awesome at
It's a tough job but someone has to do it. Toronto has become a dangerous place. There are wild trash-pandas around every corner and this one time I saw a guy urinating in public. I'm just doing my part to make this city a safer place for all.
Majoring in doodling and minoring in consumption studies, I attended most of my classes and stayed awake for at least 75% of them. 10/10, would do again.
I gave man-birth to this beautiful little brand of shoes and nutured it into a full grown shoe-thing. We shipped out our first collection after having it successfully funded on Kickstarter. So, you know, that's pretty cool.
I mastered how to make paper planes, learnt how to ollie 4 decks, jumped off the roof once and played an original piano song at a talent contest. Notable Cafeteria food: Those huge cookies they had. Damn those were good.
I did all of the shoe things. If you can think of something that has to do with shoes, I did that. Well, no, not that. That's dirty. You're gross.
DAILY CUPS OF COFFEE
hours slept in
STREET-SIDE SMILE-BACKS
briefcase owned
crunk juice cups
This is a picture of a guy swimming. I fucking hate swimming.
Denise and I invaded the Radar Base when we were kids. There's a ghost in one of the pictures we took.
Fun Fact! Usually paintbrushes are made of pony hair.
I think it's an icon that represents a pie? Or maybe a piece of candy? Now I'm hungry.
Oh yea, I've done that once.
I like art that much
Oh no wait, it's a bird. Wait, no... no that's definitely a plane.