I LEARN GOOD

MY PYRAMID SCHEMES

2016 / Dec - Present

SUPERHERO

It's a tough job but someone has to do it. Toronto has become a dangerous place. There are wild trash-pandas around every corner and this one time I saw a guy urinating in public.  I'm just doing my part to make this city a safer place for all.

2005 / SEPT - 2008 / APR

Mon choix c'est boreal

Majoring in doodling and minoring in consumption studies, I attended most of my classes and stayed awake for at least 75% of them. 10/10, would do again.

2015 / SEPT - 2016 / NOV

CIRCLE FOOTWEAR

I gave man-birth to this beautiful little brand of shoes and nutured it into a full grown shoe-thing.  We shipped out our first collection after having it successfully funded on Kickstarter.  So, you know, that's pretty cool.

2001 / SEPT  - 2005 / MAY

l'horizon

I mastered how to make paper planes, learnt how to ollie 4 decks, jumped off the roof once and played an original piano song at a talent contest. Notable Cafeteria food: Those huge cookies they had.  Damn those were good.

2009 / FEB - 2016 / MAR

DID SHOE THINGS

I did all of the shoe things. If you can think of something that has to do with shoes, I did that. Well, no, not that. That's dirty. You're gross.

3

DAILY CUPS OF COFFEE

2

hours slept in

3

STREET-SIDE SMILE-BACKS

1

briefcase owned

9

crunk juice cups

 

LANGUAGE SKILLS & KNOWLEDGE


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French

0%

English

0%

Scottish

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HOBBIES & INTEREST


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Swimming

This is a picture of a guy swimming. I fucking hate swimming.

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photography

Denise and I invaded the Radar Base when we were kids. There's a ghost in one of the pictures we took.

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Paintbrushes

Fun Fact! Usually paintbrushes are made of pony hair.

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WTF is this?

I think it's an icon that represents a pie? Or maybe a piece of candy? Now I'm hungry.

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Bicycling

Oh yea, I've done that once.

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Paintbrush again?

I like art that much

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Superman

Oh no wait, it's a bird. Wait, no... no that's definitely a plane.